Its my world, welcome to it.

Random stray thoughts on life, the world, and what I have going on at the moment that may or may not be relevant.

June 19, 2013 8:32 pm

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5:02 pm
snow-white-sweety: ksteeno: spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring. The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed. The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession. Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home. Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.” When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated. Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.” what did i just read The insanity that is the human anatomy.

snow-white-sweety:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

The insanity that is the human anatomy.

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5:00 pm

shubbabang:

seeing your friends improve at something they’ve been working hard on

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4:56 pm
beardbears: my mom says im special 

beardbears:

my mom says im special 

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4:55 pm
matthulksmash: tacobellflow: kurloser: mikerickson: i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much IS THAT A FUCKING RUBBER BAND JESUS CHRIST I COULD CRY you know he dead It’s like an elementary school version of a wild west gun duel…

matthulksmash:

tacobellflow:

kurloser:

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

IS THAT A FUCKING RUBBER BAND JESUS CHRIST I COULD CRY

you know he dead

It’s like an elementary school version of a wild west gun duel…

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9:55 am

lacigreen:

how is it possible to be fat and healthy?  i made this video for discovery breaking it down!

also included:
✔ why beer bellies aren’t caused by beer
✔ how fat and genetics are related

This really does have some very important facts in it. Glad I watched it.

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9:45 am

hipsterinatardis:

bernardin:

Son. Of. A. Bitch. Jake Wyatt is on the express bus to killing it.

jakewyattriot:

Test Number Three.

 Necropolis will launch at the end of August as an ongoing weekly webcomic.  Stay tuned!

-Jake Wyatt

Holy moly.

9:41 am

goldenclitoris:

theres a difference between being “sassy” and being a huge douche canoe and i dont think some of you know that difference

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9:40 am
"I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person."

—

Oscar Wilde (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
9:34 am
brotips: Let’s pretend I made a dick joke here. -Sketch Posters This could apply to so many things :-P

brotips:

Let’s pretend I made a dick joke here.

-Sketch

Posters

This could apply to so many things :-P

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9:31 am
GPOY. He gives me the Marge look all the time, but his is cuter.

GPOY. He gives me the Marge look all the time, but his is cuter.

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9:27 am

Dorky guys are cute.

Not the immature type, but silly. The ones that aren’t afraid to act silly or goofy even if he’s embarrassing himself. The ones that does the stupidest things just to make you laugh. I’d rather stick around with them instead of the ones that have to keep his cool all the time and is really boring. 

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9:27 am

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9:23 am

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9:19 am

I was finally able to make it through all 3 cycles of my workout!

Now I just have to be able to do that 3 times a week. I had been doing 2 cycles twice a week, but I figured since I will only have time to do the heavy workout once this week, I might as well see if I can push all the way through. Not sure if I can stand up again after this, and work is going to be a rough, but after I heal up from this I should be good to go!